windycube:

mullingayr:

Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me about their day like go on anon and tell me what you had for lunch or a dumb commercial that you saw I don’t care I like getting pointless messages

same

(via s--a--d--n--e--s--s)

allteensrelate:

How are we supposed to go from not being able to live on our own or get jobs to completely independence in just one year when all school has taught us is the difference between x and y?

(via laughbitches)

absconds:

absconds:

if u have a crush on me please stand up 

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(Source: matsuoka-rin, via laughbitches)

blissless:

*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*

(via grilledcheezed)

the-teen-paula-deen:

NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS

(Source: theteenpauladeen, via relahxinq)

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

(via scroturn)

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

(via humoristics)

rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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(Source: 05px, via humoristics)